Jesus Meets Mary Magdalene’s Pimp - Key & Peele

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Key & Peele

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Jesus Christ has an encounter with Mary Magdalene’s pimp.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.

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Joevie Panuncia
Joevie Panuncia 31 минутын өмнө
no! no! im not going with you galileroy im staying with jeeeeesus
aDarcone
aDarcone 3 цагийн өмнө
now thats classic
Frederick Villamor
Frederick Villamor 7 цагийн өмнө
Galileroy
bengia apo
bengia apo 7 цагийн өмнө
Ghandi a SECRET CHRISTIAN we see
Yared Terefe
Yared Terefe 11 цагийн өмнө
😂😂😂 Goddamn!!!!!!!!!!! that ain't gangsta...
dad dada
dad dada 14 цагийн өмнө
Mary Magdalene is not a prostitute.
House of Kspríboquōmz
House of Kspríboquōmz 15 цагийн өмнө
1:08 When Jesus stands up and holds his hands together, you know it's about to get real.
Arm PJ
Arm PJ 16 цагийн өмнө
Galileroy lmao
Create In Me
Create In Me Өдрийн өмнө
Matthew 12 31-32 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
Aaron Bae
Aaron Bae 2 өдрийн өмнө
Galileroy is the best pimp name that they could've come up with.
YS Entertainment
YS Entertainment 2 өдрийн өмнө
"A carpenter? Then why does your house look like shit?" 🤣🤣🤣
Eddieson Khongsit
Eddieson Khongsit 2 өдрийн өмнө
Jesus
Smokey Bear
Smokey Bear 3 өдрийн өмнө
Jesus was not African he was from Bethlehem so please do a little of research before y’all come up with such plead statement.
Sujith P
Sujith P 3 өдрийн өмнө
I googled The Last Supper to confirm this lol
Wiljen A
Wiljen A 4 өдрийн өмнө
Jesus had followers before it was cool.
Ak Ar
Ak Ar 4 өдрийн өмнө
Backhand! ok i got your game.. now i want fronthand( shows right cheek)!
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler 4 өдрийн өмнө
Black jesus
OJ Maquiran
OJ Maquiran 4 өдрийн өмнө
She said she's staying with Jizza$$
Alex Fox
Alex Fox 4 өдрийн өмнө
#NotKeegan
Stazia Kibera
Stazia Kibera 5 өдрийн өмнө
Sinister cause presents just a friendly reminder on MNdown.
Keisha Iz Awesome
Keisha Iz Awesome 5 өдрийн өмнө
LMAO Gailieroy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rohan Volrath
Rohan Volrath 5 өдрийн өмнө
I love the way she says "Neeooow"
Maoomba
Maoomba 5 өдрийн өмнө
I thought I recognized that pimp from somewhere
Nathaniel Grant
Nathaniel Grant 5 өдрийн өмнө
Did I just see the Lord get PIMP SLAPPED?!!!
MJ C.
MJ C. 5 өдрийн өмнө
"they get requested a lot, don't ask me how that works" bruuh lmao
Ragged Pagan
Ragged Pagan 5 өдрийн өмнө
Galileroy... 💀
Crystal Hunkins
Crystal Hunkins 6 өдрийн өмнө
I refer to this video every time I need to brighten my day. Is that sad? 🤔
Zizzy Thomas
Zizzy Thomas 6 өдрийн өмнө
Imagine actually attempting to snack jesus🤣 bout lost ur mind
William Smith
William Smith 6 өдрийн өмнө
Well why does your house look like shit? 😂😂
PoruDoRyu
PoruDoRyu 6 өдрийн өмнө
The funniest part of all was this skits' upload date. DAMN!
marlon john
marlon john 6 өдрийн өмнө
with Jeeeeeezus!
Hernán Pérez
Hernán Pérez 6 өдрийн өмнө
The resemblance between Jesus and Charles Manson in the way they speak is uncanny..
MattyG
MattyG 7 өдрийн өмнө
Is this cannon?
Kaneki Ken
Kaneki Ken 7 өдрийн өмнө
2:17 man has got his way with words
Dr. Terror
Dr. Terror 7 өдрийн өмнө
0:41 Man, took me forever to din yo ass! You know how many bitches named Mary there are up in here? ...LOL, I totally lost it there
Bluedevi Tekken monster
Bluedevi Tekken monster 7 өдрийн өмнө
I swear they’ve stop making skits but wtf am I still finding new ones lol wtf
MeiJah Mitchell
MeiJah Mitchell 8 өдрийн өмнө
Plot twist: Jesus was a carpenter but he didn't have a place to lay his head.
MeiJah Mitchell
MeiJah Mitchell 8 өдрийн өмнө
Is it a sin that I literally laughed out loud 1:48
Warren Longmire
Warren Longmire 8 өдрийн өмнө
mayBEEE?
Charlee'B
Charlee'B 9 өдрийн өмнө
Not "GaliLeroy" tho. Its the braided mustache for me. 😄😄😄
Mkiki B.
Mkiki B. 9 өдрийн өмнө
So is this the Hebrew Israelite version of Jesus or the Greco-Roman-William Shakespeare- Flavius Josephus-Ptolemy version? Well either way its all a damn good joke!😌
Darger Family
Darger Family 9 өдрийн өмнө
“I’m saying here with Jee-Sus!”
Mitrechio
Mitrechio 9 өдрийн өмнө
This is now canon
Charlie Veguilla
Charlie Veguilla 9 өдрийн өмнө
Lmfao that painting i want.badly now thats some holy shit ok
Willy da Don
Willy da Don 9 өдрийн өмнө
Well i gotta a saying too lol that got me dying
Keyart victor
Keyart victor 10 өдрийн өмнө
That wedgie🤣🤣🤣very clever,, underwear was not a thing those days🤣🤣🤣
Orewaa Ochinchin ga daisuke nandayo
Orewaa Ochinchin ga daisuke nandayo 10 өдрийн өмнө
Damn finally had a good laugh
Arif
Arif 10 өдрийн өмнө
1:40 his delivery is hilarious
Arif
Arif 10 өдрийн өмнө
0:22 that's Hoda Kotb!!
JD
JD 10 өдрийн өмнө
forgive them for they do not know what they do.
Praveen Kumar Nagarajan
Praveen Kumar Nagarajan 10 өдрийн өмнө
😂😂😂😂👌
bonbony
bonbony 10 өдрийн өмнө
magdalene means cupcake
Sumit Yadav
Sumit Yadav 10 өдрийн өмнө
Hell Yeah is all about money brotha !!!!
Big - Designs
Big - Designs 10 өдрийн өмнө
I'm a Christian.. and I think I heard jesus laughing
Juan Lopez
Juan Lopez 11 өдрийн өмнө
Gali-leeroy :V
Rakesh Verma
Rakesh Verma 11 өдрийн өмнө
That offering the other cheek? That was a Gandhi move.
Avinandan Banerjee
Avinandan Banerjee 11 өдрийн өмнө
The Last Upper
Smokey Bear
Smokey Bear 11 өдрийн өмнө
Whatever alright little minds will always be little.
Smokey Bear
Smokey Bear 11 өдрийн өмнө
never mind.
Sir Dope
Sir Dope 11 өдрийн өмнө
FRONT HAND, BACK HAND
Jonathon Matzke
Jonathon Matzke 11 өдрийн өмнө
Btw, the eye of the needle was a small gate in which a camel would have to be unpacked and crawl in order to get through
Jason Wrenn
Jason Wrenn 9 өдрийн өмнө
neat !did not know that.
Jonathon Matzke
Jonathon Matzke 10 өдрийн өмнө
It was a side gate not meant for animal traffic.
Christopher Robertson
Christopher Robertson 10 өдрийн өмнө
That’s horseshit revisionism that people later used to justify being rich as ok. Why would any city engaged in trade ever build some stupid shit like that?
Mr. Kips Gaming
Mr. Kips Gaming 11 өдрийн өмнө
Omg
Jossette Monroe
Jossette Monroe 12 өдрийн өмнө
WTF?!?! Mary Magdalene was not a prostitute!!!
Dennis
Dennis 12 өдрийн өмнө
Why can’t I like this multiple times?
Tracy Achieng
Tracy Achieng 13 өдрийн өмнө
Ahaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪
Shaun Victory
Shaun Victory 13 өдрийн өмнө
“I’m gon be your brother, your father, and holly sprit but you got to trust me Can you dig it baby” -Jesus the Og Mack
Manny A
Manny A 13 өдрийн өмнө
Galileroy 😂😂😂😂😂
Kartikeya Dutta
Kartikeya Dutta 13 өдрийн өмнө
The woman who played Mary Magdalene had me in splits and she's cute too.
Manu Ginobilis Bald Spot
Manu Ginobilis Bald Spot 10 өдрийн өмнө
Michaela Watkins. I remember her on SNL...they never really gave her a chance though. And yeah, almost 50 and she's still really attractive.
Bryce Jones
Bryce Jones 13 өдрийн өмнө
Saint Galileroy
Catholic chant
Catholic chant 13 өдрийн өмнө
This is so disgraceful 😡😠 This video really makes me cry and angry 😡😠 Where is your tolerance toward other religion you can't do to Muhammed
paul dunkel
paul dunkel 13 өдрийн өмнө
Pauldunkelactor Instagram if have other productions
Isa Muhiri
Isa Muhiri 14 өдрийн өмнө
... I am gonna stay here with jeeesssusss...
Daniel Rose
Daniel Rose 14 өдрийн өмнө
Galileroy....
Lepi Fleur
Lepi Fleur 14 өдрийн өмнө
OMG. I cannot ... handle ... Key and Peele.
Ok
Ok 15 өдрийн өмнө
1:04 why girls do that gesture?
DEEPAK ADHIKARI
DEEPAK ADHIKARI 15 өдрийн өмнө
I like girl's overacting.
All Madden21 never sleep40
All Madden21 never sleep40 15 өдрийн өмнө
2:54
All Madden21 never sleep40
All Madden21 never sleep40 15 өдрийн өмнө
1:43 🎃🔤📕
All Madden21 never sleep40
All Madden21 never sleep40 15 өдрийн өмнө
1:53
Atlas 13
Atlas 13 15 өдрийн өмнө
when he said that aint gangsta i laughed so hard
Nathan Matusek
Nathan Matusek 15 өдрийн өмнө
Their best sketch ever lol
Deese Nuts
Deese Nuts 15 өдрийн өмнө
Not gallileroy
Kunal Sarkar
Kunal Sarkar 15 өдрийн өмнө
historicaly accurate jesus btw
Joel Simons
Joel Simons 15 өдрийн өмнө
Galileroy
Theodore Sherman
Theodore Sherman 15 өдрийн өмнө
"a carpenter? then why does your house look like shit?"
Homo Sapien
Homo Sapien 15 өдрийн өмнө
Not so fun fact it's pretty sad: the way Jesus died was more painful then we think Also He did that just for us crappy and immoral human beings to not get what should've been for us (aka eternal torture) but he took our place and thats why i love Him with all my heart
BETRINA KEE GELUWA
BETRINA KEE GELUWA 15 өдрийн өмнө
This is the dum skit ever.... 😏
Gerard Ligonde
Gerard Ligonde 16 өдрийн өмнө
The unaccountable parade anatomically separate because kevin firstly switch up a complete income. coherent, orange scene
MohamedBruceALEE DBFZ
MohamedBruceALEE DBFZ 16 өдрийн өмнө
Hahahahahaha you're killn me 😂😂😂
Bonita Gontus
Bonita Gontus 16 өдрийн өмнө
"Why do people want to think God is some uptight guy? If you know the end from the beginning then what you're uptight for? God's probably laughing at this joke right now." - Eddie Griffin
Jake Despa
Jake Despa 16 өдрийн өмнө
You cant argue with jesus man 🙄
T_emm1e
T_emm1e 16 өдрийн өмнө
The insulted christians
RenTheBarbarian
RenTheBarbarian 16 өдрийн өмнө
Jesus came up with the original game of fronthand/backhand
Kawon Music
Kawon Music 16 өдрийн өмнө
Damn that 0030s playa outfit tho
Sisekelo Bhengu
Sisekelo Bhengu 16 өдрийн өмнө
YASAS BLACK JESUS!!!
Kai von Fintel
Kai von Fintel 17 өдрийн өмнө
She sounds kind of like Meagan when she says no.
Sagolsem Lalit
Sagolsem Lalit 17 өдрийн өмнө
Oh boy... 😂😂😂😂
Pete -Stur
Pete -Stur 17 өдрийн өмнө
Forgive me Lord...
Kiera Furneaux
Kiera Furneaux 17 өдрийн өмнө
GALILEROY! XD
INFO GOODS
INFO GOODS 18 өдрийн өмнө
Your activity is good, but Guys! don't make joke to Allah's messengers.
The Riddler
The Riddler 18 өдрийн өмнө
Jesus is a messenger of Allah!
Octopus
Octopus 18 өдрийн өмнө
Who plays Mary?
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